Archive for the ‘Humour’ Category

Wall-e and the vacuum cleaner

Monday, May 25th, 2009

I Absolutely love this! by Disney Pixar.

Its cute and funny….enjoy!

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Saturday, May 9th, 2009
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Difficult maths question for intellectuals

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a ‘drop off’, (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are travelling on), and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra.

Both the horse and zebra are also travelling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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